This week at drama we totally had fun! We played this game where you and a group of other people was that improper English?) toss this ball around and whoever has the ball gets to tell part of a story. We had some hilarious outcomes! We did a lot, so I'll only tell my three favorite. Here's what we came up with;
Once upon a time there was a castle, and in this castle there was a room, and in this room there was a pink jelly bean.(I sincerely apologize for violence of any kind) Then the king came and ate the jelly bean, and then the king exploded. The queen was sad, so she got ANOTHER jelly bean. This new jelly bean was in fact the cousin of the first jelly bean, except( did I spell that right?) he was purple. This new jelly bean liked to go sky diving. One fateful day he went sky diving, but forgot his parachute.( To make a long story short ) SPLAT! At his funeral the queen said he was a "bodacious and awesome" jelly bean.
The (disappointingly entertaining) end
Once upon a time there was a red pumpkin named Red. One day Red decided he wanted to have an adventure, so he rolled into an apple orchard. sadly as he was rolling out, a guy named Fred came and ate him. (ouch...)So Fred, who ate Red, TURNED Red, and fell dead. (double ouch...)Then Fred decided he didn't want to be dead any more, so he came back to life!(way to keep the story going)Then he built a tree fort, but it got so boring that he decided to blow it up with a rocket launcher.Only then did he notice that his pant leg was attached to the rocket launcher. so Fred, who ate Red, fell dead, and came back to life, went to the moon and discovered moon cheese.(yum)
Once upon a time there was an evil knight. The evil knight decided he didn't want to be evil, so he built a boat & sailed the sea.(wait, is this a knight or a sailor?) Then he met a happy panda bear, and their boat got attacked by pirates. After a 0.539 mili-second fight, their boat was sunk. Then they found buried treasure in the ocean. Then the knight remembered that he didn't know how to swim,(uh-oh) and he drowned.(WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!?!)Then the happy panda bear got angry, but HE remembered he didn't know how to swim, and HE drowned.(okay, what IS wrong with you people)
The (sad) end
Hope you all had a good laugh with my drama class and I!!! I'm truly sorry about the panda bears fate too.